THE PARENTHETICAL GIRLS/SLENDER MEANS SOCIETY EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT PACK!!!

Parenthetical Girls present a modest offering of wares from Zac Pennington's personal vault, plus a mass of Slender Means Society wares. 4 LPS, 10 CDs, 4 7"s, and a mess of other ephemera. All products are brand new and/or sealed—never played nor worn. 

LPs

• Safe As Houses TEST PRESSING (1 of 2) (OED010, 2006)

Extremely rare—1 of 2 in the world only!—white label test pressing of Parenthetical Girls' second album, Safe As Houses. 

• (((GRRRLS))), Cover hand-designed by Zac Pennington, One-of-a-kind. (SMS000, 2004)

Very Out Of Print vinyl version of the first Parenthetical Girls Album, housed in a one-of-a-kind, hand designed jacket designed by Parenthetical Girl Zac Pennington.

• Entanglements (TOM120/SMS010, 2008) SEALED

CDs

• Europe-only Safe As Houses + Addendum EP 2xCD set (NOIS1076, 2007)

Addendum EP features rare or otherwise unreleased songs "Keyholes & Curtains (Extended Version)," "The Fragile Class," "Puritanically Yours," and "Wait Another Year"

• A Parenthetical Girls Family Christmas (CD-R with handmade cover, 2007, Edition of 100)

• Entanglements Untangled + Radio Sessions CD-R: a compilation of officially unreleased Parenthetical Girls material, including Entanglements Untangled recordings (pre-orchestral piano and vocal-only mixes of Entanglements songs "Unmentionables," "Young Eucharist," "The Former," and "This Regrettable End"), the Daytrotter Session, Italian Radio session. (One-of-a-kind, direct from Zac's hard-drive)

7"

• David Horvitz Picture Disc with Parenthetical Girls TEST PRESSING (1 of 2 in existence) (Aagoo Records, 2008)

Weird, all-white (pre-picture) picture disc Test Pressing.

• David Horvitz Picture Disc with Parenthetical Girls (Aagoo Records, 2008) Normal version.

• Jackie's Strength b/w On Your Shore, split with The Dead Science (Silencio/Obsolete Vernacular, 2007) 

 Very Out-Of-Print!!!

• A Song For Ellie Greenwich Single (TOM124S, 2008)

T-Shirts

Limited Sizes—please specify with payment!

• "Silhouette" (YL or Large)

• "Platitudes" (Large only)

• "Judy" (YM, YL, S, L, XL)

Etc.

• "Judy" Tote bag

• Portland Funbook vol. 3

featuring a 7" with exclusive (((GRRRLS))) track "Are You Embarrassed Easily?," along with exclusives from The Thermals, Panther, The Joggers, and more! (2008) 

• (((GRRRLS)))-era "Girls" button Badges

• 2007 European Tour Poster (11x17)

BONUS SLENDER MEANS SOCIETY WARES

A collection of Compact Discs from Zac's vanity label.

• The Dead Science — Crepuscule with... (SMS006, 2006)

• PWRFL POWER — PWRFL POWER (SM009, 2008)

• Lucky Dragons — Nortenas (PREG3, 2005)

• The Love Letter Band — This World Be My Church (PREG4, 2005)

• Xiu Xiu vs. Grouper — Creepshow (PREG5, 2006)

• Idol Fodder — Babytälk (PREG6, 2007)

• Final Fantasy — Plays To Please (PREG7, 2008)